1. She uploads a black and white photo of herself. Not to cover her flaws, but BECAUSE she is feeling kind of dead at the moment.

2. She is not sleeping at 3a.m. in the morning.

3. She's actually trying to tire herself so that she can sleep better.

4. She actually PAINTED her NAILS today. The last time probably was 4 years ago.

5. She can't be bothered to epilate her legs, or tweez her eyebrows, or even do some kind of usual maintenance.

6. She needs 1 hr with the massage machine. And that's more than what her mom needs.

7. Thai girls + yoga girls = more worrying.

8. She can drive on the turning lane and think retardedly that it can go straight.

9. She crashes into a taxi in the middle of the road.

10. And she can continue driving after an accident for the rest of the day.