phenomenal.

Phenomenal woman

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.

I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size

But when I start to tell them,

They think I'm telling lies.

I say,

It's in the reach of my arms

The span of my hips,

The stride of my step,

The curl of my lips.

I'm a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That's me.

fall on your knees

bienvenu

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3. Negative comments, please write them in your notepad, and put it in the trash.

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008 @ 9:37 PM

TIME TO BLOG!!!

went to school SUPER early today. my class was SUPPOSED to be at 11a.m. but ernest's is 9, lavinna's is 10... SO, i just tagged along. was SUPER sleepy on the bus.

OH YA!!! THERE's NO LIVE UPDATE OF FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL!!! here's it then, cackles.

First time i stepped into the school (on the FIRST day) i was STUNNED. people are FLOCKING, LEFT, RIGHT, CENTRE. somehow, orientation camp gave me an idea that very little people are at school. (BECAUSE OUR CAMP WAS DURING SCHOOL HOLIDAY) so, the first day was kinda, FULL HOUSE SCARE.

AND, i'm LATE. like, i was SUPER early, but i stood OUTSIDE the lecture theatre like some IDIOT, while my lecturer is INSIDE, thinking that this class was SUPER INCONSIDERATE. HOW CAN THEY NOT CLEAR THE ROOM WHEN THERE IS A NEXT CLASS??

GENIUS. then, i realised it was MY class.

WANTED to print a MAP of ngee ann poly. the whole place is like, UBER HUGE. but i've decided NOT to. i will look DAMN idiotic holding onto the map and walking around like some DUMB TOURIST. but there's a downside...

TODAY I TRIED LOOKING FOT BLK 56. TRIED. i walked ACCORDING to the stupid sign. halfway, i realised that there was NO MORE SIGNS leading towards it. so i end up wandering based on my INSTINCT. i walked around a block. holding a laptop and more files and thick notebook. AND THEN I REALISED I WAS CIRCLING AROUND THE BLOCK 56 FOR THE PAST 15 MIN. so much for my GREAT instincts...

stood outside a classroom for 5 min. decided to go to the toilet to stare at my face. BECAUSE THE CLASSROOM IS STILL OCCUPIED though its like 5 MORE MIN to my class. poked my head in, and REALISED THE ENTIRE CLASS IS ALREADY THERE.

MORON. i can't believe that i've not learnt from my lesson.

went to block 72 my space corner to do stuff. hahas. while ernest and lavinna are in classes. MET SADDAM THERE. THEN, he taught me the lesson on blogs. EVERYONE CAN READ THEM. SCARY!!!!!!! like, I DON'T SEE PEOPLE READING!!!!!! BUT HOW COME THERE'S PEOPLE WHO JUMPED TO MY BLOG??? is my blog so easy to find!!!

so. i decided to post A LIST. of CRITERIA.

1. IF you DON'T blog and READ people's blog, you are call NOSY AND SECRETIVE. (which encourages you to blog)

2. if you READ people's blog and DON'T TAG and flit in and out like a SHADOW, you are called a CREEP AND STALKER. (so, tag!!!!!! i need to know who's reading. ha.)

3. if you JUST TAG and don't read, (WHAT MORE SPAM) you are CALLED AN IRRITANT.

cackles. one of my cranky moods. 1st day of school, i've already recieved TWO PROJECTS, which are ASSIGNMENTS that have module percentage. YAY!!!!! hahas. better busy then LAZY.

NOW, checking my email gives me a SENSE OF DREAD. like, i get SPAMS ALL THE TIME. not the ones you are thinking of, but things like meeting agendas, meeting notices, admin forms application replies, etc. they. are. so. scary. like, the girl who is NOT AFRAID of NIGHTWALK, is AFRAID of CHECKING her MAIL. cackles. after one day of disaster... goes like this...

1.send out application form for 2 courses, attendence list for First aid exams, 4 months report.

...10min later, BOTH applications was REJECTED. email goes, dear kai xin, there is errors in your mail. RESUBMIT.

5 min later... attendence list REJECTED.

...15 min later, report REJECTED.

i edited application form, send back. edit report, send back.

...5 min later, REJECTED. ALL REJECTED.

i felt like smacking something at that point then. never mind. it's OVER.

OH YES. i've got a question to ask. HOW DID MS TIFFANY NG BLOG AT CLASS????!!!!! i don't SEE a CHANCE TO!!! AND, HOW DID YOU SKIP CLASS SADDAM??

sighs. not good to learn these. cackles. but it will be good as EXTRA KNOWLEDGE.

lala land seems to beckon. though i sleep LOTS. like 9 hours minimum. or...i'll feel SLEEPY. turning into a PIG soon. All i can think of when i'm doing ADMIN is SLEEP. All i can think when i'm in lectures (other than the lecture content) is FOOD. a note to myself to chack out ALL the makan places. HAHAS.

let me just be a little fat more before i lose some weight. this is the ULTIMATE STRATEGY. cause, in the end of the day, you LOSE MORE FATS TOTALLED OUT!!! let me enjoy a little first.

feel free to find me at lalalaland!!! (though meeting YOU may be a NIGHTMARE) cackles.